How Long is this Fic Really?: A Guide 


Word count in the HP Series: 

Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944 
Chamber of Secrets: 85,141
Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253 
Goblet of Fire: 190,637
Order of the Phoenix: 257,045
Half-Blood Prince: 168,923
Deathly Hallows: 198,227


all i ask is that when i become famous you keep the fanfiction classy


just one more fanfiction before bed



Does anyone else like…

Play a fanfiction in their head

and it’s really good and keeps you occupied

but when you actually sit down to write it




how do i drop out of college and enroll in a college au


when you think about it fanfiction is actually amazing

there are thousands of brilliantly written novel-length stories kids wrote from their own brains about characters and shows/books/movies they love all twined into the internet and other kids read these 50k+ stories in their own time and invest themselves in it

nobody’s being paid to write it and nobody’s being told to read it, people do it because they legitimately enjoy it

that is just kind of amazing


It’s not a real Klaine fic until Burt says:”Door stays open.”


my fanfiction journal looks exactly like the great gatsby it’s the best thing people think i’m just a normal young man reading outstanding classic literature

but little do they know i’m actually reading hardcore gay porn that i wrote with my own hands

Instead of sleeping I write fanfiction in my head