to-b-or-not-221b:

son-of-an-assbutt:

how cool would it be if someone knock on your door and instead of being an annoying neighbor or anyone else you open the door and see:

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I would be very concerned and want to know what in my area is trying to kill me


benedelicious:

Some people like Quidditch. Some people love Quidditch. And then there’s Dean.

benedelicious:

Some people like Quidditch. Some people love Quidditch. And then there’s Dean.


tennants-hair:

seduce me with extensive harry potter knowledge



tennants-hair:

hipsterinatardis:

l0rdofthepeasants:

twofingerswhiskey:

ifellforloki:

teenage-dirntbag:

casismyfavoritecolor:

sheepies:

casismyfavoritecolor:

sheepies:

(american voice) hairy padder

is that how we sound omfg

yes

(british voice) ‘arry pouhta 

(australian voice) hay putta

(filipino voice) hari paterr

(canadian voice) hairee pawterr

(arab voice) heerry bootar

(malfoy voice) POTTER!

(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH


fuck

i’m
falling
down
all
these
stairs

Well, at least you
don’t live under them.

stop being so overdramatic harry


found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

impalathief:

butts-are-wonderful:

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”

“But I already talked to the FBI.”

"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

impalathief:

butts-are-wonderful:

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”

“But I already talked to the FBI.”

"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"


you-wish-you-had-this-url:

I got four extra credit points for this.

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

I got four extra credit points for this.


beelzebrox:

My boss wanted to see my tattoo (the anti-possession one) today and he was like “What possessed you to get that?!” and I just

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rainbowbarnacle:

nevver:

Shrinkage

*WAILING CACKLES*
OH KITTY

rainbowbarnacle:

nevver:

Shrinkage

*WAILING CACKLES*

OH KITTY