nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

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today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

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my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

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i did it i stole the declaration of independence


twirlingavengers:

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

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Why do I do this to myself?

Why do I do this to myself?


starkidwhoavengedhogwarts:

if you didn’t read this in their voices you are lying.


vegardingdong:

great april fool’s prank: pretend to jump off of a building. let your best friend think you’re dead for a couple years. come back just as he is about to propose to his girlfriend. insult his moustache.



wolfthicket:

COULD YOU TWO ACTUALLY BE ANY WORSE AT LOOKING INCONSPICUOUS

wolfthicket:

COULD YOU TWO ACTUALLY BE ANY WORSE AT LOOKING INCONSPICUOUS


Thing that will have to happen when the FTL gang meets Robin Hood and Tink sees the tattoo: 

shipsnthenight:

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thisbrunetteslife:

In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, all of the students Professor McGonagall is teaching to dance are Gryffindors. Which means, Hufflepuffs would be taught by Professor Sprout, Flitwick would be teaching the Ravenclaws, and guess who the Slytherins get to waltz with?

“Put ………you hand …………….on ……..my …………….waist.”


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dumbledorespensieve:

lady-sigyn-loki:

bloodycas:

mishacollinsthighs:



^^^^ omg that gif is killing me!!!!


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NOBODY PUTS HARRY IN A CORNER.

dumbledorespensieve:

lady-sigyn-loki:

bloodycas:

mishacollinsthighs:

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^^^^ omg that gif is killing me!!!!

NOBODY PUTS HARRY IN A CORNER.