how cool would it be if someone knock on your door and instead of being an annoying neighbor or anyone else you open the door and see:
I would be very concerned and want to know what in my area is trying to kill me
Some people like Quidditch. Some people love Quidditch. And then there’s Dean.
(american voice) hairy padder
is that how we sound omfg
(british voice) ‘arry pouhta
(australian voice) hay putta
(filipino voice) hari paterr
(canadian voice) hairee pawterr
(arab voice) heerry bootar
(malfoy voice) POTTER!
(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH
Well, at least you
don’t live under them.
stop being so overdramatic harry
where’s the fucking rent
“Yes, hello, I’m from the FBI. I would like to ask you some questions about your daughter’s death.”
“But I already talked to the FBI.”
"i know. i just have a few more questions to ask you"
My boss wanted to see my tattoo (the anti-possession one) today and he was like “What possessed you to get that?!” and I just